" Thoust Most Royal Proclamation: The Tallest Dwarf a 'new up and coming' comic fantasy novel... 

***for all ages*** "

By decree of Prince Elgerbert: His Most Splendiferous Royal High-arseness (sorry... 'Highness') and of course...        
"Right Honourable Heir to the fair Kingdom of... Dallenforth! "

             *B***** it - read the followin' synopsis below, and please take your time to comment on the established  "book cover  bblink"- soon to be active, to several illustrious chapters of this comic tale - of vertically challenged high-adventure and madcap mayhem, to no doubt - critical acclaim and rapturous applause!      

 

 

                                                               

 

    THE TALLEST DWARF... 

When in a characteristically Dwarven rumbustious highland skirmish, set to a suitably dramatic backdrop... of a lightning ravaged sky, Conley McCloudBurst saves the life of his father, the Clan Chief - Donley McCloudBurst of the eminent Lowland McCloudBurst Clan, from the ferocious attack of a determined warrior mounted on a steed of the deepest black: of the notorious, but moreover transvestite - SlightlyRainyDay Clan!

        You might think all would be well and good…  

         However, Conley in part due to his widely perceived staggering height for a dwarf: at 5’ 9 ¾” and the impending urgency of the situation; he inadvertently commits one of the gravest of Dwarf transgressions - in neglecting to use the noble and the very much revered, "Battle Box of Fury," to stand upon... and elevate his height to the stated criteria... as specified in 'extensive' detail in the lengthy compendium: (*The Good Dwarf's Essential Guide to The Bonking of Heads as a Comprehensive Means to Winning the Affections of a Potential Mate 'and' Influencing People!) to actually un-holster the charging clansman, an absolute prerequisite for any normally... vertically challenged Dwarf. 

               Ok, admittedly Conley did happen to rescue his father from the hefty wallop of a handbag - clandestinely stuffed with a hefty cannonball; but nevertheless - notwithstanding this trivial detail, you should never ever break - with tradition, particularly of all things Dwarf... tradition!       

 

 'Literary genius at work' <<< if any further explanation - could possibly be required, who else... but my good self?

 

 

 

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