***Thoust Most Royal Proclaimation: The Tallest Dwarf - a new up and coming, comic fantasy novel for all ages...***

By decree of Prince Elgerbert - the Most Splendiferous Royal High-arseness (sorry Highness) and Honourable Heir to the Fair Kingdom of Dallenforth.

              *B***** it - read the followin' synopsis below, and please take your time to comment when a link is established here on this very page - to several illustrious chapters of this comic tale of vertically challenged high-adventure and madcap mayhem, appears on a literary site in the near future - to no doubt critical acclaim  and      and rapturous applause!  But in all earnest-ness (Bob and Eric... too), if this work is read often enough, and rated highly by readers, then who knows whatsoever may perchance to happen?  Launch Date: *Soonish...* due to unforeseen circumstances, and the intransigence of a certain prior Harper Collin's - literary site,  but no geniune fault of my own, this title has been uable to be  present; apologies for the delay. 

When in a characteristically Dwarven rumbustious highland skirmish, set to a suitably dramatic backdrop of a lightning ravaged sky, Conley McCloudBurst saves the life of his father, the Clan Chief - Donley McCloudBurst of the eminent Lowland McCloudBurst Clan, from the ferocious attack of a determined warrior mounted on a steed of the deepest black: of the notorious, but moreover transvestite - SlightlyRainyDay Clan!

         You would think all would be well and good… 

          However, Conley in part due to his widely perceived staggering height for a dwarf: at 5’ 9 ¾” and the impending urgency of the situation; he inadvertently commits one of the gravest of Dwarf transgressions - in neglecting to use the noble and the very much esteemed, "Battle Box of Fury," to stand upon and elevate his height to the stated criteria, (as specified in extensive detail in the lengthy compendium, *The Good Dwarf's Essential Guide to The Bonking of Heads as a Comprehensive Means to Winning the Affections of a Potential Mate and Influencing People!) to actually un-holster the charging clansman, an absolute prerequisite for any "normal" vertically challenged Dwarf.

                Ok, admittedly Conley did happen to rescue his father from the hefty wallop of a handbag clandestinely stuffed with a hefty cannonball; but nevertheless - notwithstanding this trivial detail, you should never ever break with tradition, particularly of all things Dwarf tradition!       

 'Literary genius at work' <<< that is me, if any further explanation could possibly be required?